Tuesday, January 4, 2011

MY OFFICIAL CAPACITY DICTATION

There are times when I really would like that such proposals were serious, so that I could respond in the appropriate manner.

Here is again a guy who starts by declaring that his life is in your hands, then proposes a deal where he gets 60% and you 40%; and you have to be honest and trustworthy, since he is a scumbag who diverts the money of his clients; and the deal is safe and risk-free, except that if you talk about it he gets hung by the thumbs or worse.

Oh well, I guess that the fact that I spent the night up in front of my laptop because one of our servers got hacked has something to do with my present mood.

Hang them all, is what I say.


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: MY OFFICIAL CAPACITY DICTATION.
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 06:36:37 -0600
From: MR.HAMID ABDALLA
Reply-To: mr.hamidabdalla53@googlemail.com
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Dear Friend,

It is true that we do not know each other in person but please bear in mind that this mail and the classified information contained therein that I am about to reveal to you can either destroy me, ruin my professional career or make me depending on how you receive and take it. Please, I need you to read it attentively to know the reason and purpose why you received this mail from me, I didn't come to you by chance nor by accident, I have come to you because your names has planted you in the center of relevant in my life and my professional career as a banker at this very moment, but before I go further I will like to introduce myself to you.

I am Mr. Hamid Abdalla, Director and head of international banking division of Versus Bank-Côte d'Ivoire. I also handle all our Investor's capital Project Funds which enables me to divert 1.2 Percent Investors Excess Return Capital Funds to our Magellan Trust Funds Account whereby anyone with a surname as you can be presented to claim the funds. On this note, the total sum of $18.7 Million Dollars (Eighteen million seven hundred thousand united states of America Dollars) has been diverted representing the 1.2 Percent Excess Return Capital Funds from the Invest or Capital Project Funds for 2007/2008.

I need a reliable and trustworthy person that can work this deal out with me so that we can claim the funds as mentioned above. There is no risk attached and the funds in question can never be detected or traced. Our sharing ratio is 60:40. (60 for me 40 for you) If you are interested, please reply and send your direct telephone numbers to me for a smooth discussion of this transaction in further details.

But if you are not interested or see this mail as a hoax simply delete it and forget I ever contacted you. If after 72 hours I didn't hear from you I will assume you are not interested, and then I will proceed to look for someone else with the surname as you that might be interested to work with me.

This is a clean and straight forward bank deal, it is safe and risk-free, as I have taken care of all necessary steps to ensure a hitch-free movement. I can be contacted with my most private email address:

mr.hamidabdalla53@googlemail.com

Sincerely,

Mr Hamid Abdalla

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